There’s nothing care for a pair of soiled martinis to again “optimistic the air”. Living proof: Snooki and Angelina eventually burying the hatchet over the dash marriage ceremony toast.
First, it became Deena and JWOWW, and now tonight’s Jersey Shore: Household Vacation noticed the distinctive meatball herself difficult Angelina to lunch for a series of heartfelt apologies and clinking of the glasses — and the latter discovered herself a itsy-bitsy a wonderful deal stunned by the gesture.
“Interested by that Nicole went on her podcast and acknowledged that she’d rather bring to a halt a limb than ever discuss over with me again or take a look at me again, I extra or much less am a itsy-bitsy skittish that [she] essentially invited me to this lunch presently time,” Angelina confessed.
Nicole became fast to cleave to the lunge and explained her have facet of the
fable speech — primarily, that their jabs were “meant to be amusing.”
“I’d like you to know that I didn’t maliciously mean to afflict your feelings or waste your marriage ceremony,” she acknowledged.
She persisted: “I factual felt care for it went overboard. We were attempting to be amusing — we were inebriated, it became uninteresting, and it factual snowballed. I remorse it, and it became horrifying.”
After admitting that “the joke factual landed unsuitable,” Angelina acknowledged she’s formally ready to “be done with all of this.”
“At final, the day has near where we can take a seat there and fracture
bruschetta bread,” she acknowledged. “It be been goodbye, and I’m factual over it. I don’t want this drama anymore.”
Snooki straight agreed: “I’d rather cleave my left tit off than ever discuss about this again.”
The “drinking friends” then caught up on household, marriage, and the merits of pounding it out prior to a bunch of boozy cheers ensued.
“Cheers to you coming and us being friends again. Cheers to by no formulation combating again and factual having a honest time. Cheers to you now not being a dramatic b*tch,” toasted Snooki, prior to adding, “Angelina, you may well perhaps perhaps perhaps perhaps also very successfully be the olives to my martini.”
As for Nicole’s closing cheers, we will put “this guy in Feeble Bridge” for but again (on memoir of it be in actual fact going to be a lisp in the weeks to return). Tune in next week at 8/7c to uncover what goes down right thru Household Vacation in the Poconos!